Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wait 'til I get my Hanes on me
While sorting the mail, Betty Please pulled out the new Hanes catalog and set in on the counter in front of me.BP: This is for you.
BP: For later.
me: For later? What are you trying to say about me?
BP: [gives me the, who do you think you're fooling look] Oh please. I know you're all like, "Oh yeah. Just (to the tune of the Hanes tag line) wait 'til I get my Hanes on me."
me: [laughing] you do know me, don't you.
BP: Yes I do. Do you want to be alone with your catalog now?
me: Nah. I'll save it for later.
Hey, don't judge me. I've got a weakness for bare midriff. What can I say?
*edit* So, um, was it not clear that "wait 'til I get my Hanes on me" was a masturbation reference? Just checking.
I'm the same way with the Victoria Secrets catalog but I cannot convince my girl I'm looking at it for me. ;-)
Hey Woman, if you can wear a bare midriff, then I'd do it everyday!!
You go pussycat!
Its sanctioned porn, I like the Body Armour catalog myself.
Just wanted to tell you - I really enjoy your blog, you should write more! I check in every couple of months to keep up.
Maybe you could cross link to some of your BlogHer posts?
Cheers,
A.
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